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When a shipwreck lands a lowly mailroom clerk named Gulliver (Jack Black) on the fantastical island of Lilliput, he transforms into a giant -- in size and ego! Critics Consensus: Though Jack Black is back doing what he does best, Gulliver's Travels largely fails to do any justice to its source material, relying instead on 20%(). Gulliver's Travels () cast and crew credits, Nigel Travel Writer Jack Black / makeup artist.
After falling asleep at the helm of his ship, he's caught in a freak storm and the boat is overwhelmed by a waterspout. The next day, Darcy, impressed by his writing, presents Gulliver with a new task — to travel to the Bermuda Triangle and write an article about the legends of ships mysteriously disappearing there. Jack Black is put as a sucker for rock music and movies, Star Wars especially. Gulliver narrowly escapes with him, using a parachute that he took from a dead U. Audiences who are lukewarm on Black's charm may be less amused by this adaptation, but there are enough silly laughs, talented supporting actors, and broad sight gags such as the diminutive, fully made-up KISS band to make this a decent family pick. Families can talk about what the movie is saying about believing in yourself.
Gulliver's Travels – review
Plot[ edit ] Deeply depressed at his dead-end job in the mail room of a New York City newspaper, Lemuel Gulliver decides to talk to journalist Darcy Silverman. He convinces her he could write a report about his false extensive world "travels" saying his dream is to become a writer. After suffering writer's block and thinking that Darcy will not want to hang out with a "guy from the mailroom", he plagiarises a report from other publications on the internet.
The next day, Darcy, impressed by his writing, presents Gulliver with a new task — to travel to the Bermuda Triangle and write an article about the legends of ships mysteriously disappearing there. Upon arrival in Bermuda , Gulliver rents a boat and travels into the triangle. After falling asleep at the helm of his ship, he's caught in a freak storm and the boat is overwhelmed by a waterspout. He washes up unconscious on the shore of Lilliput , where he is immediately confirmed as a "beast" by the town's tiny people.
After the citizens claim him to be dangerous because of his huge size, he is captured and imprisoned in a cave. Here, he meets another prisoner named Horatio who was jailed by General Edward because he loves Princess Mary of Lilliput, whereas Edward also wants her.
After the island across from Lilliput, Blefuscia, infiltrates commandos to kidnap Princess Mary, Gulliver manages to break free of the plough-machine he is forced to work and then rescues the princess from being kidnapped. Gulliver also saves her father, King Theodore from a fire by urinating on it. Gulliver is declared a hero by Lilliput's citizens and makes up a deal of lies saying he is the President of Manhattan, says Yoda is his Vice-President and a living legend in his homeland.
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Add your rating See all 39 kid reviews. When an ambitious new mailroom employee T. Miller is hired one day and promoted the next, Gulliver decides to approach Darcy for a date -- but instead he makes her think he's interested in becoming a travel writer. After he turns in a plagiarized writing sample, Darcy assigns Gulliver a feature story about the Bermuda Triangle, where he sails into a storm that lands him on the diminutive island kingdom of Lilliput.
There, he proves himself a hero, befriends Horatio Jason Segel -- a commoner who's in love with Princess Mary Emily Blunt -- and proceeds to lie spectacularly about himself to the everyone, since, for once in his life, he's beloved. But everything's in jeopardy when the princess' betrothed, General Edward Chris O'Dowd , starts to feel threatened.
Continue reading Show less Is it any good? For those who consider him an irresistible jokester, this is a slightly better-than-average comedy with loads of pop culture references and that signature Black comedy. Audiences who are lukewarm on Black's charm may be less amused by this adaptation, but there are enough silly laughs, talented supporting actors, and broad sight gags such as the diminutive, fully made-up KISS band to make this a decent family pick.
Even taking the scenery-chewing Black out of the picture, the Lilliputian cast is good, with Billy Connolly as the always entertaining king, Blunt as the beautiful princess who yearns for more than her status allows, and Segel as the commoner who yearns to woo her.
His uptight, self-righteous General Edward is just the right mix of pompous and insecure for what's otherwise a caricaturish character. This fish-out-of-water fantasy isn't necessarily a must-see film, but for Black devotees, it's yet another example of the comedian's Adam Sandler -like ability to remain essentially himself in every movie. Continue reading Show less Talk to your kids about Families can talk about what the movie is saying about believing in yourself.
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